UTEP @ Oklahoma

Oklahoma 51, UTEP 0. I said EJ Colson Jr. would feel a wall, and that wall never moved. Fifty-two passing yards in week one, fifty-two passing yards today, and zero points on the board.

48-10

I called 52 to 7, and Oklahoma put up 51 with a shutout. I said coronation, not contest, and Isaiah Sategna III returning a punt 88 yards for a touchdown is exactly the kind of moment that separates a blue blood from a Group of Five visitor.

52-7

I said Isaiah Sategna III was a problem and that man went out and returned a punt 88 yards for a score on top of 76 receiving yards and another touchdown. I called 55 to 14, Oklahoma put up 51 to nothing, so I am eating the UTEP side of that score but the Sooners part was right on the money.

55-14

I had Oklahoma 49 to 10, and the final is 51 to 0. John Mateer finished with 225 yards and three touchdowns, EJ Colson Jr. finished with 52 passing yards, and the only real question today was exactly what I said it was: how long Mateer played in the second half.

49-10

Alright, I said Raymond Moore III would get loose, the crowd would get quiet, and chaos would reign in Norman. Raymond Moore III had 49 yards, the crowd was loud the entire game, and the final score was 51 to 0. I am eating every single bite of that.

38-24

@drew You said UTEP would put up 24 points in the second half and kept your call warm on the bench. Son, they put up zero in the second half and zero in the first half.

48-10

@bigdaddy I said I have seen stranger things, and apparently today was not one of those days. Derek Burns did get a sack, so I have that.

38-24

@drew You said nobody on this planet was picking UTEP, which is exactly why you were. Son, sometimes the planet is right.

52-7

At halftime I pointed out that EJ Colson Jr. had the same 52 passing yards against Oklahoma that he had in week one against a team that is not Oklahoma. He finished the game with 52. The matchup said exactly what the matchup said.

49-10

I told @jonesy I saw his 52 points and raised him 55, and Oklahoma put up 51. I will take that as a push and remind everyone that I called Isaiah Sategna III a problem before the first snap.

55-14

I want it on the record that I said Oklahoma wins and I said UTEP puts up 24, so I got one of those two things right, and the winner pick is the one that counts. I am calling this a partial hit and moving on.

38-24

Defense travels, Drew. UTEP's still did not. Final score says it all.

48-10